10 Things That Scare Men
Offbeat March 7th, 2008
A Girl Who LAUGHS Like a Witch! When you’ve got your hair standing on end, it’s not easy to think of anything below the neck.
GYMMING along with Arnold Schwarzenegger. We need a physique, not an ego meltd own.
Getting LAUGHED at by a bunch of girls while you’re trying to make eye contact.
Meeting a GIRL Who is Gorgeous looking, when you’re in slacks and a frayed tee at Barista to pick a coffee.
Men are Afraid of Women with Super Bodies. SCARLETT JOHANSSON tops that list in several polls.
Getting DUMPED before New Year’s! Who wants to listen to “I’m all out of love” and cry when the clock strikes twelve? Brutal!
KISSING your girlfriend’s best friend only to get caught later. Who could possibly have such bad luck? But hey, Murphy’s Law kicks ass at times, doesn’t it?
REALIZING that you aren’t able to keep it up while making love. Could there be anything worse, especially when you’re making out with a new girl, with a really big mouth?
REALIZING that you are not able to keep it up while doing the deed yourself! Stress could hold him down when you’re with her. But alone?! That’s just creepy. You need to coax the lil’ guy.
Getting CAUGHT in the ACT. You’re coaxing him, But when there’s your prick, your mom, your granny, your girl, or any combination of characters along with the first one, things can’t get worse than that.
March 7th, 2008 at 4:14 pm
That doesn’t scare me one bit.
Now, car crashes, that scares me to death.
March 8th, 2008 at 1:55 am
stupid as fuck
March 8th, 2008 at 5:58 pm
Try a little harder. This is some baseless generalization going on here.
March 8th, 2008 at 8:41 pm
Either written by a girl, or this guy got his ideas from a girl, or he’s gay. This is not what men fear, it’s what women think would be cute if men feared. Real men worry about real problems like making money, investing properly, politics, the economy, making sure the bills are paid, etc.
March 9th, 2008 at 12:18 am
10 Things That Scare Men
This is a grossly misleading title in several variations.
For one, this list is not designed by, for, or acknowledged by men. This is a list for faggoty little Metrosexual nancy boys who live in ‘lofts’ and think that their world is the only world.
No man I ever met would be scared of anything on this list. Not dressed to meet a hot girl? If clothes are the only thing attracting women to you and not your over bearing manliness you are not a man and henceforth this segment of the list is flawed. Can’t get your dick up? It’s because your manly part of the brain is telling you that the chick is either carrying something or that ‘she’ might not be all he appears to be. Although for us truly manly men our only fear is tearing apart a perfectly nice woman because our throbbing members are far beyond their dick taking capacity and any act of intimacy would lead to their ultimate demise and as nice guys we just don’t want to wreck their shit.
Only faggotity little nancy borderline sex change operation metrosexual cumbuckets are afraid of women with smoking bods. Because they know they can’t handle the heat. Once I cloned Scarlett Johannasen 1000 times and had a massive orgy with them all, and after I’d finished pleasing each and everyone of them 4 times over (All this under an hour of course) I still had to time take on Jessica Alba…and her mom.
“Getting DUMPED before New Year’s! Who wants to listen to “I’m all out of love” and cry when the clock strikes twelve? Brutal!”
Well ass plunger you shouldn’t have spat out your boyfriends semen under the dinner table at your families christmas dinner then huh?
And getting caught kissing your Girlfriends best friend? I’ve never been caught! My bitch has been in the room with us while we had a tongue wrestlin’ fest. Then we had a hot threesome. Which turned into a hot orgy when both their mom’s walked in, along with all their sisters, one grandmother and the family Cockerspaniel.
*I grab the authour and hold him down. Then I pull down my pants and begin shitting in his mouth. There is no resistance. Soon afterwards the authour contracts Salmonella and dies, because when I shit in his mouth I passed a whole motherfuckin’ Chicken. And it wasn’t cooked.*
March 9th, 2008 at 11:10 am
Interesting article, anyone would think men only think about sex…..
Sorry lost my train of thought there was thinking of something else!
March 9th, 2008 at 4:34 pm
this was the worst thing i’ve ever read…
sooo un-funny its ridiculous