GYMMING along with Arnold Schwarzenegger. We need a physique, not an ego meltd own.

  Getting LAUGHED at by a bunch of girls while you’re trying to make eye contact.

Meeting a GIRL Who is Gorgeous looking, when you’re in slacks and a frayed tee at Barista to pick a coffee.

Men are Afraid of Women with Super Bodies. SCARLETT JOHANSSON tops that list in several polls.

Getting DUMPED before New Year’s! Who wants to listen to “I’m all out of love” and cry when the clock strikes twelve? Brutal!

KISSING your girlfriend’s best friend only to get caught later. Who could possibly have such bad luck? But hey, Murphy’s Law kicks ass at times, doesn’t it?

REALIZING that you aren’t able to keep it up while making love. Could there be anything worse, especially when you’re making out with a new girl, with a really big mouth?

REALIZING that you are not able to keep it up while doing the deed yourself! Stress could hold him down when you’re with her. But alone?! That’s just creepy. You need to coax the lil’ guy.

Getting CAUGHT in the ACT. You’re coaxing him, But when there’s your prick, your mom, your granny, your girl, or any combination of characters along with the first one, things can’t get worse than that.